All 14 game Reviews


Turbospirit Turbospirit

Rated 5 / 5 stars

freakin sweet

like a flash-enhanced nintendo game! I love how the camera moves with the bike



Punk-o-matic Punk-o-matic

Rated 5 / 5 stars

awsome

All I think it needs is more riffs and such, and a browser of some kind so I don't have to keep clicking on the little squares trying to find a good one, maybe in the next punk-o-matic?
otherwise this was perfect



choose your weapon! choose your weapon!

Rated 0 / 5 stars

stickmen..

been done a million times before



The Big Red Button The Big Red Button

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

not much

theres no white button, if you don't beleive me just push tab alot (it shows and selects each button 1 by 1).
An OK time waster, not much to it though.



Why Windows Sucks Why Windows Sucks

Rated 1 / 5 stars

Windows never does that...

For me, windows has never done that. I did have a dialer virus at one time though that would pop-up things like that on me, they would go something like this:

click yes if you would like to instal ez-porn?
<no>
Are you sure you do not want to instal ez-porn for FREE?
<no> "....damnit!"
if you wish to not not not not not not not install ez-porn then don't not don't not not no click yes"
<........no?>
Thank you for installing EZ-Porn!
"Motherf-!!"

then you realize that in the end 'no' and 'yes' both make it install...



Elf Shoot 2003 Elf Shoot 2003

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Ha, Fun for a little while

Pretty good, I can tell you took a really long time to make the elves in Swift, but its too hard to animate them though, huh.
Nice Graphics though, music was funny, shotgun was good... could use a little more detail...
and just a suggestion, don't use so much shading on the elves. It runs much faster and doesn't look so robotic if you have it more cartoony.
Nice job



IRAQ ATTACK IRAQ ATTACK

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Bomb EVERYTHING!

This game kicks a$$
Theres a secret Bush ending ;-)
try bombing EVERYTHING, except for saddam's houses


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! Fishy ! ! Fishy !

Rated 5 / 5 stars

You ain't seen nuthin till you beat it!

You know a game is great when you start off the size of a cookie crumb and end up as half the size of the lake! seriously though, I became half the size of the screen and let fish swim into my mouth! hehehe, "...ate all the fish and you destroyed the ecosystem" no kidding...
great game!



3D Pong 4 U 3D Pong 4 U

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Its pong for the love-a-god

seriously, pong is and always will be the most boeing game in the world, yet, I found this version entertaining.
I love the graphics, 3D makes boring games better



Excite Bike - Trouble Excite Bike - Trouble

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Fun for the whole family!

Nintendo would be proud...or pissed.
Great game, and yeah, put ramps and obsticles in the way so you can lose somehow.
great job